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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Muddy Vixens Entertain Men Jiggling Singles Under Noses







or simply put....

Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto

Do you think that mnemonic sentence would help you remember the planets in order?
I don't think so. I can't even remember the ones from elementary school.

Here's some others:


Men Very Easily Make Jugs Serve Useful Nocturnal Purposes
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas Made With Grapes!(This list also
included "Milky Way Galaxy")

Mother Very Earnestly Made Jam Sandwiches Using No Peanuts Mayonaise or Glue
My Very Easy Method-Just Set Up Nine Planets
Mary's Violet Eyes Make John Stay Up Nights Praying

Mary's Violet Eyes Make John Stay Up Nights, Period.
My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon (the) North Pole
My Very Elegant Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Porcupines

My Very Educated Mother Must Sent Us Nine Pickles.
My Very Educated Mother Must Served Us Nine Peas.
My Very Excellent Memory Must Served Up Nine Planets.

My Very Efficient Mother Just Served Us Pistachio Nuts

The last one is useful for the times when Pluto is actually closer than Neptune.


Thursday, August 24, 2006:
Leading astronomers declared that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight.
Instead, Pluto will be reclassified in a new category of "dwarf planets".

My Very Excellent Mother Just Sent Us Noodles
M
illi Vanilli 'Entertainment' Makes Joe Satriani Upchuck Noisily
M
ost Vampires Enjoy Moo Juice Sucking, Unlike Nosferatu

M
olestation Vote Expected Michael Jackson Shuts Up Neverland
M
uddy Vixens Entertain Men Jiggling Singles Under Noses
M
ilitant Vietnamese's Excellent Mary Jane Soothes United Nations

M
ore Viewers Expect Malfunction Janet Says, Uh... No
M
axed-out Visa Explained Mexican Jailbait Stripper Uncovered Nethers


Starting from the other end:
N
osy Uncle Sam Just Might Eavesdrop Voice Mails
N
onstop Unfettered Sausage Jerking Might Eradicate Vision, Man!
N
ewman Unhands Seinfeld's Junior Mints Elaine Voraciously Munches

N
aughty Uncensored Sex Jokes Make Embarassed Virgins Mad
N
attyLight Usually Satisfies Jesus Moses Expects Vodka Martinis
N
ubile Uninhibited Swedes Jumpstart My Engines Very Much

N
ews: Uptight Star Jones Messily Eats Van Morrison!
N
ever Underestimate Strip Joint's Most Entertaining Virtue: Mammaries
Source: http://members.chello.nl/r.kuijt/en_planets.htm

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